The Obvious Octopus

Pretty things, strange things, and pretty strange things.

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upallnightlikethis:

mruder:

executing:


“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

another name for this disease is photoshop

Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile
makes sense 

Yeah. “Do not menstruate, but are fertile” WHY, LIFE. WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE BIRTHED ME A MUTANT. [Also, A+ to the photoshop comment.]

upallnightlikethis:

mruder:

executing:

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).


When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.

Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes)Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

another name for this disease is photoshop

Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile

makes sense 

Yeah. “Do not menstruate, but are fertile” WHY, LIFE. WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE BIRTHED ME A MUTANT. [Also, A+ to the photoshop comment.]

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upallnightlikethis:

keepcalmandeatlotsofchocolate:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGH
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
T 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY

MY LIFE AT CHRISTMAS

I know it’s a little past Christmas but….this is too perfect.

upallnightlikethis:

keepcalmandeatlotsofchocolate:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGH

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

MY LIFE AT CHRISTMAS

I know it’s a little past Christmas but….this is too perfect.

(Source: sparklebuns)

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upallnightlikethis:

julzcat:

pleatedjeans:

poor cats on medicine can’t get to their food.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN LAIYGHING ABOUT HITS FOR LIKE A GOOD 10 MINUTES KJDSGFKJHDSGFL

Oh dear god. I was hoping they’d just done something to the floor or something, so they were slipping. If it’s medicine, that kind of makes me sad. But I’m still dying of laughter. /goingtohell

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upallnightlikethis:

I miss this show. It’s like all the other shows I grew up watching: I got sick of them then, because I’d seen every episode, but compared to what’s on tv now…I wish they were back.